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Reality Wrecks : Paris Hilton all agog with new show featuring celeb divas

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Moonkrow:

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The celebrated hotel heiress is apparently trying hard to get rid of her ‘dumb’ tag. Believe it or not, Paris Hilton has struck upon a brand new “original” idea of hosting yet another reality show. After Simple Life and Best Friends Forever, it looks like Hilton can’t run out of showcasing reality! This time, she hopes to bring together celebrity parparazzi victims and share their novel experiences with the media. Inspired by Dina Lohan and Denise Richard’s latest reality scoop, Paris is all set to unite media-haters within this special two-hour show that is also rumoured to feature Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Tori Spelling, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen as her co-stars. That looks like too many divas under one roof! Read the rest of this entry »

 

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Benji lends a musical hand to Paris

Topic: Celebs, Paris Hilton|

Geetanjalisingh:

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Now this is what we call, lending a musical hand. Yes, Paris Hilton’s musician boy friend Benji is what he’s doing for his lady love these days. We have already read much about Hilton’s soon to be aired MTV reality show ‘My New BFF’ and both Benji and Paris are putting up a lot of effort for its theme song. Apart from helping with the music of the title track, Benji is also working on lyrics, which would later be recorded in Hilton’s voice. Wow, Paris has really stepped into Benji’s shoes so soon. Tracking the musical notes in Hilton’s Beverly Hills mansion, Hilton was reported to be extremely excited about spending almost six complete weeks with 20 contestants under the same roof, only to hunt her new shopping buddy. Also you can catch the more musical side of Hilton later this year, when she hopes to come out with her another album, as a follow-up to her 2006 debut CD Paris. However, for the moment we are keeping our fingers crossed to hear the musical chemistry between the duo.

Via: People

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Hilton Handles Rumours

Topic: Celebs, Paris Hilton|

Moonkrow:

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Celebrity blogs are proving to be a big hit this year. What with stars increasingly finding it to be a means to stay atop the popularity charts, blogging is very much in. Paris Hilton, for instance, being a regular blogger at MySpace, has made blogging her new weapon against rumour-mongerers and gossip columnists. The latest pet-store rumour that centers around the hot celeb, claims that she has been spotted to throw tantrums while asking for a Yorkie puppy put up for sale, in order to use it as an accessory in one of her photoshoots. Paris slams it down to be utterly baseless, as on that particular date, she was actually shopping at the DCMA clothing store, just down the street, and was nowhere near to a photoshoot. Furthermore, she adds, that being the owner of a Yorkie puppy already, she really didn’t need to buy another one.

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Paris Hilton quits smoking pot to stay in shape

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Geetanjalisingh:

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Alarmed by the constant increase in weight due to munching because of smoking excessively, Paris Hilton has finally decided to quit smoking pot. Paris admitted of eating too much when she was high and the fact that she gets stoned all the time makes her munch like crazy. Being guilty of not fitting into some of her favorite clothes and being rumored of being pregnant, Paris has gone ahead with this idea of quitting smoking pot to bring down her diet to normal and stay in shape. Though many photographic evidence of her involvement in drugs have flashed several times, Paris repeatedly denies any tryst with the harmful herbs in the past. However, she admits on being under medication of the ADHD drug since she was young, which causes weight loss by suppressing appetite. Well, what ever the story may be, we are happy to know that Paris has gone ahead with a positive and healthy decision. I hope her step is inspirational enough to influence others as well!

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Via: Celebitchy

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Paris Hilton is growing fat!

Topic: Celebs, Paris Hilton|

Balbhadra:

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Incredible but true! Paris Hilton is getting fat! The most remarkable changes are in the thighs; they have grown fuller. Her mates say that she has moved to Diet Coke from Zero Coke and is eating more breakfast. Is she growing fat because she is eating more or is it something else? There has been a lot of talk about babies from Benji Madden. Your guess is good as mine. As for the maternity suit Paris is wearing in the pics, one cannot really go by that. She has very teasing nature. She loves to play pranks.

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It’s Wedding on Paris and Benji’s Mind

Topic: Celebs, Paris Hilton|

Geetanjalisingh:

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It seems Paris and Benji Madden are surely most happy in their relationship, for it’s marriage that’s hovering on their minds now. Though Benji and Joel in an interview on ‘On Air With Ryan Seacrest’ denied of any possibility for a double wedding ceremony with their partners, (Paris and Nicole respectively) both nodded to the possibility of walking to the altar soon. While Joel is waiting for Nicole to adopt Christianity before marriage, Benji’s idea of marriage is full of love and happiness together. Benji revealed that he’s just so beyond happy right now and is thinking about everything. Well, if for Nicole and Joel, their daughter Harlow and Christianity makes them tie the knot, I hope its love and happiness that make Paris and Benji do the same. For the time being we can just keep fingers crossed.

Via: TheInsider

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With all that money; no more pups for Paris!

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Debolina:

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Paris Hilton wanted a cute picture with a cute puppy, so she went to purchase a Yorkshire terrier for her photo shoot. Well, it did not go down very well with the Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue in LA. They were concerned with the safety of the puppy and said that Paris was taking an impulsive decision. The store should be awarded with an ASPCA award (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals). Paris was enraged and must have reminded a few of Cruella- the villain of the 101 Dalmations. The Puppy Store surely did not want the fiction to become reality. Read the rest of this entry »

 

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Paris Hilton and Pathophysiology?

Topic: Celebs, Paris Hilton|

Geetanjalisingh:

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I guess the faculty at the Western Science decided to have real fun in the exam this time. The multiple choice quizzes exam had some strikingly odd questions and responses to them. I wonder what made the examiner put this question about socialite Paris Hilton’s identity and that too with these funny options. I hope both the examiner and candidate had no personal grudges against Hilton for marking the option ‘C’ (Paris Hilton is the reason society is collapsing) as one of the correct answer. I’m sure Hilton will soon start a publicity campaign, if she comes across this paper. Out of curiosity, what would your option be?

Via: chinesemedicineadventures

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Paris Hilton gets chopped off

Topic: Celebs, Paris Hilton|

Geetanjalisingh:

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If our readers are getting anxious about socialite Paris Hilton of having met with some deadly accident, then just relax your nerves for Hilton was not chopped off in some terrible mishap but during a magic show instead, as a part of the show. I think Hilton really had some breath taking fun over this weekend. In a scary and frightening show, Hilton flaunted her bravery when she took part in a magic trick and was sawed in half by the famous illusionists Jeff Beacher and Nathan Burton. This may make you skip a heartbeat but Paris looked calm and enjoying the trick without a line on her face. Well, Paris really deserves a round of applause of this. What say?

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False rumors of Paris Hilton being pregnant

Topic: Celebs, Paris Hilton|

Farheenjamal:

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Paris manages to leave every one wondering every time she makes a public appearance. This time she managed to trigger wild guesses on her being pregnant.

The lady’s green satin slip-dress that she wore to Crown Bar in Los Angeles is to be blamed for speculators into believing it. But with Paris stating that she does not mind having kids with her lovely boyfriend Benji Madden, the day is not far away when we see another celebrity kid in toe with Benji and Paris, wherever they go. That will be one celebrity family!

VIA: USMAGAZINE

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